The New Jersey Shore Dictionary

Book excerpt: Before you can live the GTL life you need to know what you are talking about. This book gives you the terms and definitions of what you need to know. The essential dictionary for learning the terms you need to be a Guido or Guidette. Contains many features including pronunciation, use in sentences, many phrases and slang terms. Covers the core vocabulary of the daily life of a Guido. Learn all the acronyms and terms before you hit the bars and clubs so you too can understand the Guido language. Make sure you order a copy today for you or your favorite someone.Some of the acronyms in the book are DTF, DTS IFF, GTL and more. Some of the terms include a bronx zoo, chucky, dirty little hamster, gorilla, juicehead, sammich, torpedo, wifey and lots more. Also included is a little black book with rating system so you can remember the numbers and rate the hotties you are getting from the clubs. Get it for your favorite Guido in training or as a gift for the hot Guidette.