Piss & Laugh Yourself Thin
Author | : Notorious Insolence |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 144 |
Release | : 2018-01-19 |
ISBN-10 | : 1540704181 |
ISBN-13 | : 9781540704184 |
Rating | : 4/5 (81 Downloads) |
Book excerpt: Are you fed up of having more chins than a Chinese phone book? Are you fed up of having to hang out with fat people just so you look slimmer? Well help is at hand! Losing weight isn't rocket science: eat less and move more and it will happen. But going to the gym is hard work and exercise is boring. Piss & Laugh Yourself Thin is the ultimate alternative calorie burning guide for both sexes. It's stuffed with hilarious, daring, sexual and enjoyable activities that you can perform during your everyday routine to lose the flab. Samples: Self-Shagging with a Porn Mag 40 calories Walking to the newsagent for a porn mag 40 calories Replace a friend's toothpaste with Fix-O-Dent. 10 calories. While your friends/parents are sleeping, gluing their thighs to their genitals. 10 calories Posting your rubbish through a neighbour's letter box. Giving a little kid a weggie Scratching your balls, vagina or ass for 2 minutes Telling a racist joke. Mooning strangers in a public place. Also Included: Are Proven Weight Loss Tips An A To Z Guide Of Fad Diets & How They Work. Exercises To Perform For Each Body Part Such As The Abs, The Butt, The Thighs etc. So what are you waiting for? Piss & Laugh Yourself Thin Today.