Boomer Rhymes Cuckoo as a Trump Hairdo

Book excerpt: Here's a nice little collection of twisted rhymes for boomers and boomers soon-to-be. Ever think of how a bank account is like sex or 5-Hour Energy got into the cancer business or how Trump kicks Mickey Mouse out of American politics or how your senior discount might get creamed? This book has seventy off-the-wall rhymes more crazy than anything you'll find on the Internet! How long do you figure junk mail will keep arriving after you die? This book has one for that. Ever think about how Muslims might stink up a mosque with all that nose-to-butt form of prayer? The author has. How about the disabled ninja warrior who conquered the course in his motorized walker? Got the picture yet? Something to float your boat or get your goat for everyone. Please notice the high-risk humor rating on the book. All rhymes were written over many years by a seventy-three-year-old senior who is probably more jaded on life than you are but still not eager to show up in the obits. The author just tried to pull everyone's leg a little-just call it his LEGacy.