New Mistakes

Book excerpt: Why does growing up take so damn long? I'm so over being young and poor and bored. On the plus side, at least I finally have some friends. In the minus column though: 1 - I've been dumped (so that sucks). 2 - I'm in possession of evidence that could get me expelled and; 3 - I've lost internet privileges. . . AGAIN! I feel like all I do is write about all the mundane things that happen to me in this journal. Why can't my life be awesome and interesting? You know, like those kids on American sitcoms? The one's that never have to study Exponentiation or clean window tracks? The ones who aren't lower class Australians living in the middle of Butt F#*k nowhere. Told in first person diary entries, this unashamedly honest take on growing up Australian will have you questioning everything you ever thought you knew about high schoolers. "It's cringe-worthy, it's quirky AF and every young person should definitely read this series!" -The Book Review Project "This series helped me to reflect on my own life and finally start to get over my unfortunate teen years" - Amazon Reviewer.