How to Tell He's Not the One in 10 Days

Book excerpt: How to Tell He's Not the One in Ten Days (and Other Warning Signs) is a hysterical look at the realities of the modern dating scene. Beginning with the first day of a new relationship, readers traverse through the pitfalls every single girl will encounter on her search for The One. Along the way, this illustrated guidebook offers telltale signs to help determine whether he is Mr. Right or simply Mr. Right Now: Day 1 He says he didn't believe in love at first sight until he met you. Day 2 He tells you to keep your relationship secret (because it's so special). Day 3 He doesn't call. You constantly check your voice mail and call yourself to see if your phone's working.Day 5 He calls. He tells you he was thinking about you but couldn't call because the 7 on his phone was broken. You believe him.Day 7 He shows up, unannounced . . . drunk . . . with a pizza.Day 9 He drives with his elbow out the window and plays air guitar on the steering wheel. He wears mandals. You realize . . . his boobs are bigger than yours.With hilarious stick-figure drawings to illustrate each warning, How to Tell He's Not the One in Ten Days (and Other Warning Signs) will keep readers laughing from Day 1 through Day 10 of this doomed relationship. When navigating the dangerous minefields of love and romance, this is a book no woman should be without.