Broken Bananah

Book excerpt: Laugh, cringe, repeat. Broken Bananah is an autobiographical, overly honest journey through severe genital trauma. This comical situation forced me to face some bigger stuff, like why I am the way I am. Deep thoughts are best had tethered to a catheter or during some rather unconventional physical therapy. I mean, can you really break a penis? Absolutely, and mine was one of the worst on file. In the midst of the infinite that's-what-she-said jokes, I learned one of life's greatest lessons: it can always be worse. So we might as well laugh until we cry, masturbate until it hurts, and grapple with the power of sex in this modern coming-of-something tale.