Update on all the Things

Here she is. The update to update all the updates.

First! Threader was nominated for a Aurelis Awards. It didn’t win and I WAS ROBBED-ROOBBED-ROOOOOOBBBED!!!!!!!! The winner was Gemina: Illuminae Files 2, by the very talented Amie Kaufman & Jay Kristoff though. Now that book kind of rocks, so I’m not too cut up. You can check out the awesome reviews here.

I also started a very personal blog that’s more for parental units, all about what it’s like raising 2 kids with special needs – BUT TOTES WITH ALL THE LAUGH. I’ll talk about useful things: like how to apologise to the security guard after your 2 year old just punched him in the balls and yelled ‘happy birthday’.

As well as sharing my brilliant parenting techniques (The power of Christ compels you! Go to bed! The power of Christ compels you!).

In other news, the publisher has made a decision they won’t be picking up any more of the Threader series at this point in time. It did well, but not well quite enough to justify more books, and publishing is a business, after all. And if the publisher doesn’t make money, they can’t operate. BUT NO I AM OKAY REALLY I AM. HA HA HA.

Actually though, I am okay. That could be the hangover talking, or the line of sherbert I just snorted. But I’m good. Writing is one of those businesses you need a thick skin and the ability to move on. I’ve got another book floating around and fingers crossed it will get picked eventually. I’m working on other projects, including a FLASH FICTION piece, which I found so much fun to write. That’s my key word: FUN. My daytime job is a social worker, and being in this industry can really put things in perspective.

I know that finding the fun is such an important factor for me, because I did stop writing for a little while. Life got hard and I just stopped. I’ve been in this dark place before: when you feel like you’re drowning in a terrible cocktail of personal and professional issues that can strip the joy out of life. But because I’ve wallowed in this sludgy pit of self-doubt before, I knew how to pull myself out. Blame everyone else. Okay, no. Sleep, diet, excersise and all that good stuff.

To be very honest, one of the nasty self-sabotaging reasons I felt so crappy was a terrible sense of failure. At the end of each book, a writer can think they’ve written is the most amazing book ever. It’s going to Make You. It’s freaking brilliant, right? In 2012 I was picked up by Harlequin for their first Australian based e-book publisher. The book was an adult fantasy story called Chaos Born. Because it was involved in a launch of new publishing venture, I was flown to Sydney with four other launch authors. We had our hair professionally done, limos picked us up. Cocktails were named after our drinks. We were given speeches. It was crazy. Yes, this was the book that would launch my career. And yes, even though I kept hearing that backlist is king, no no no, this was the book that would make me my cocaine and stripper money.

(You know where this is going, right?)

It was all pretty great. But no. It didn’t ‘make’ me. I’m not sure many first books ‘make’ a writer. And yes, backlist IS king. When my YA sc-fi Threader got picked up for print in the AUZ/NZ region, then THIS WAS IT. That little beam of hope was lit once again inside me. Yes. This was the book that would get me that three book deal and secure my path to PROFESSIONAL WRITER.

But…

No.

My thoughts? Writing is a long con. It takes time to build a career. And following your art can be a difficult pursuit. I imagine acting, painting and other arty careers are much the same (If only a producer would see how fantastic my acting was in that haemorrhoids commercial, then I’d get that part in that movie that will make me rich and famous).

I also think this myth of writers making loads of cash is because they rarely share how much they make. It’s not a wage you can just look up on the internet. It’s a deeply personal amount that you, or an agent, negotiate for.  And it’s your art, man. You’re wearing your heart on the outside. But for most people who write, it’s not money that’s going to buy you gold-plated boots.

But that’s okay (who wants gold-plated boots anyway). I’ll always write because I love my art. I love to tell stories. And I am a writer. My heart tells me this. I don’t make career money (YET! *shakes fist at sky*). But that’s okay, because I will always find my way back to the keyboard and carve out time to do what I love. It’s about pushing on, regardless, and finding the fun.

Now excuse me while I get back to my latest manuscript (because for sure this one will make me)…

PLOTTING ALL THE EVIL THINGS

By | May 16th, 2017|Books, Writing|2 Comments

Countdown to Xmas + book love!

Chaos Born is part of the Amazon AU Countdown to Christmas promotion! Only $1.99. Ch-ch-check it out: http://tinyurl.com/hrcasva

By | December 18th, 2016|Books|Comments Off on Countdown to Xmas + book love!

Maria V. Snyder interviews + then gives away things! (books, that is)

I was very privileged to be interviewed recently by the wonderful Maria V. Snyder. If you haven’t read her Study Series, I can’t recommend them enough. I was also fortunate enough to stalk meet her at Supernova at the Gold Coast.

BEHOLD - PHOTO PROOF OF MEETING! (And please don't ask me what's going on with my hair, I have no idea why it's so fluffy).

Please don’t ask me what’s going on with my hair, I have no idea why it’s so fluffy. Waaah.

BEHOLD – PHOTO PROOF OF MEETING!

Anyway… along with the interview (full of the witty), there also a THREE BOOK GIVEAWAY (No, not her books – MINE). Read the words & enter the giveway!! http://bit.ly/261QUDS

By | June 15th, 2016|Uncategorized|Comments Off on Maria V. Snyder interviews + then gives away things! (books, that is)

Huzzah! Release night fun!

Last night was official launch party for Threader. Chocolate was thrown and fun was had. Cue photos!

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Me realising I can’t remember any answers to questions

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The interviewer, Charlotte Nash, stalling while I think of smart wordz

 

Me talking with eyes closed. TALENT RIGHT THERE

Me talking with eyes closed. TALENT RIGHT THERE

Me throwing books at random strangers

Me throwing books at random strangers

The insane electric skateboard my little brother showed up on.

The insane electric skateboard my little brother showed up on.

Some dodgey babes I found (could be some awesome friends)

Some dodgey babes I found (could be some awesome friends)

 

The very talented and most incredible Alex Adsett

The very talented and most incredible Alex Adsett

By | June 15th, 2016|Uncategorized|2 Comments

Book laaaaunch!

Like books? Live in Brisbane? Maybe you want to come to Avid Reader Bookstore tonight & stare at some?

Oh, & maybe also attend a BOOK LAUNCH for Threader. There are door prizes and a chance for me to wildly embarrass myself! You know you want to see it!!! RSVP here: http://bit.ly/1TAY7S

Don’t forget – take the quiz to see what Talent you are!!  www.theheliosacademy.com

By | June 14th, 2016|Uncategorized|Comments Off on Book laaaaunch!

Release Day! Erm… yesterday… BUT STILL!

Woohoo! Release day (yesterday) for Threader! I’m very, very, very excited.Can you tell? Thank you to Big W staff for not calling security…

THREADER – buy me! love me! review me!

Welcome to the Helios Academy: evolve or die

It’s the year 2050 and life is increasingly hard for ‘non-citizens’. A slowly emerging young minority  has been exposed as ‘talents’;  they harbour mutations that give them special gifts – super strength, regenerative powers,  psychic gifts or the ability to sink through shadows and travel through time and space. As governments unite to form a global talent registry and powerful corporations step in to take control, a ‘talent’ can be a passport to citizenship and a better life, but there is a cost as Josie Ryder is about to discover.

Orphaned at six, Josie Ryder has been raised by her uncle. Her talent is an unusual one: she is a threader, able to weave a combination of psychic talents around others to manipulate their powers. Working in her uncle’s antique store and dreaming of a better life, Josie has done everything to keep a promise to her late father: stay off the global talent registry and keep her talents hidden. But as Josie tries to make ends meet with the occasional illegal act, she risks a third strike with local law enforcement and, desperate for a better life, Josie finally breaks her promise to her father’s memory and sends an enquiry to the prestigious Helios Academy, a training facility in a distant country for talents. When the Helios Academy respond  by sending mysterious slider, Blake Galloway to extract Josie, then offer her a position at their select and highly competitive institution, things begin to get really interesting, and more than a little dangerous…

By | May 28th, 2016|Books, Writing|4 Comments

The bikers are coming!

Like Tasmania? Like hot bikers in tight pants? Then BITE DEEP is for you! Available soon.

Escape Publishing: http://bit.ly/1Tpyeuw
Amazon: http://bit.ly/1RpyA23
iTunes: http://apple.co/1PE6Hha
Barnes & Noble: http://bit.ly/1ZJksTw

And if you’d like to see my inspiration Pintrest board for the story, you can check it out here: http://bit.ly/1pIGx7W

By | March 29th, 2016|Uncategorized|Comments Off on The bikers are coming!

What is this? ANOTHER book coming out?

You heard right. Not only is Bite Deep coming out in April, but it will be followed by another release in June, called Threader. Behold the cover love below. Click on the lovely to see where to pre-order. More details to come…

Threader

By | March 18th, 2016|Uncategorized|Comments Off on What is this? ANOTHER book coming out?

Cover Reveal – BITE DEEP

9781760370350What’s that? You want to read about biker werewolves in Tasmania? Look no further!
BITE DEEP comes out April!

Check out more details HERE

BITE DEEP
Ben ‘Bulldog’ Jericho, president of the Diablo Dogs motorcycle club and werewolf alpha, bears the grim burden of leadership, punishing any who stray from pack rules. When one of his own is murdered, he knows justice must be served.

Constable Lydia Gault has fled a traumatic past on the mainland for her Tasmanian hometown of Camden — and she has blood ties to hunters of Jericho’s kind.

Now, Lydia and Jericho must join forces to hunt a killer, even as pack politics and werewolf hunters intrude on the small town, threatening to re-ignite an ancient war.

By | March 5th, 2016|Uncategorized|Comments Off on Cover Reveal – BITE DEEP

Bek and Char review: Deadpool

Another movie review! READ IT HEEERE

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By | February 29th, 2016|Movie review|Comments Off on Bek and Char review: Deadpool